Awesome Things I've Said Lately

"Mama, you are lovely."

"Mama, I'm falling in love with you."

Talking into Mama's belly button: "I love you, babies!"

"Babies, let Mama sleep tonight. She gets grouchy if she doesn't get any sleeps."

"Hi, babies. I'm your big brother."

"When I'm 20 I'll decide if I go to that law school or that medical school."

To the babysitter, randomly: "111 minus 11 is 100. That's easy."